What boys like
No, this has nothing to do with the short story collection by Amy Jones.
I was in my cell, slaving away on this article on pornography, the male gaze, fiction, pro-sex feminism, and our chronic inability to be intelligent, an article that is supposed to top out at 2000 words, but which stubbornly keeps expanding, when I thought I’d take a break from my labours and amuse myself with Google.
Let’s see what we can learn about what boys like, and what girls like.
For the record, it’s not difficult to convince me to get a dog. Moving on:
Here’s my suggestion: if you want to convince her she’s beautiful, start by not mentioning the implants or the weight loss. I’m just saying.