The first day of the rest of my life

Today’s news is that the book is here. Which is pretty exciting, I guess, by which I mean that it should be really exciting but when you know it’s coming and what it’s going to look like and so on, and you’ve already fondled the advance review copy to get that feeling of “Oh, wow, my first book,” then maybe it’s no longer quite as exciting as it should be. But it’s still pretty neat.

Which brings us to the next problem: selling the thing.

Fortunately, I have a plan for that. It involves paper, a black marker, and a gluestick:

This thing’s gonna sell like hotcakes!