Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Here at Banjaxed, we don’t participate in the general St. Patrick’s Day revelry. And there’s a reason for that: the only time we did, it ended badly.
Don’t let the name fool you. On my father’s side, we’re Anglo-Irish Protestants. And on my mother’s side, we’re Irish Catholics.
When I get drunk, I beat the shit out of myself in retribution for centuries of oppression.